Bag Management

So today is one of the days that exemplifies my method of ensuring, or at least attempting to ensure that I never run out of weed. I right now have about 3 bags with a little pinch of ganj in each of them, because each time I was about to run out of weed, I got another bag before I did. And then I had part of a bag in my car for taking hitters with, and another bag I kept in my room most of the time to toke bowls while I was doing homework and chilling and stuff. I have now combined those bags into one bowl, which sits in front of me, unhit. Each time I want to take a hit, I call my guy and ask him if he can get a bag. If he says no, I just take a little hit and try to occupy my time with something else. What the system is currently banking on is the guy getting a call from a guy later tonight, so now, I must work on preserving my last remaining bowl, hit by hit, until at least 6 pm, which is in 3.5 hours. Since a bowl equals about 7 or 8 hits (this particular one at least), that figures I can take about 1 hit every half hour, which should also keep me relatively high all day. I also like to up my cigarette intake on these days as well, to keep me from fiending for weed when I don't really need to smoke it. In order to preserve My Last Remaining Bowl throughout this process, I am going to tell everyone who asks that I am out of weed, because really, I pretty much am. But since I had to work this morning, I deserve two hits, so right now I am going to take two. And then another if I dont feel high yet. And these hits will probably be unconsciously large, so will constitute more than My Alloted Amount. This means that I could be out of weed by 4 or 5 pm today, and may have to go as long as 4 hours without toking. During that time, I will create another blog entry entitled 'Withrdawal', and elaborate at length about my sinuses being fucked up because I can't smoke herb.

Here are some of the reasons I smoke weed:
1. It makes me feel better about myself
2. It makes everything more interesting to me, which gives me the patience to deal with/attend to things I otherwise would not have patience for.
3. It gives me access to ways of thinking I don't even know about when I'm straight
4. I can enjoy the day more (though I don't know what that means)
5. Weed actually makes me want to do homework (sometimes). (Depending on what it is, and how i'm feeling, and what the day's been like.) (this is actually pretty rare, but has happened before!)
6. I can sleep better when I have gotten high in the last 2 hours.
7. Weed gives you access to another dimension
8. There may be multiple dimensions that weed can give you access to
9. There are seven levels, the latter 6 makeup what I like to call "The Layers of Life"
10. I just don't see any point to not be in one of these "layers", unless you have to take a "layer" test, upon which resides something important that would be forfeited if the "layers" have been accessed in some duration of recency.
11. I can elborate on things better when I'm high, which is related to the 2nd item of this very list.
12. This list just goes on and on, honestly, so I should change the title to "The first 12 reasons I can think of for why I smoke weed all day every day."
13. I can only make another list when I'm high again.